I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.

I have been reduced to the status of "visitor" in my own sewing room.  I broke the canvas needle during some overzealous stitching of my basket project, and now this - the Porsche needle clamp screw  is AWOL. The only thing left to do now is sort out fabrics, tidy up the fabric containers, reorganize my cutters and templates and (shriek!) maybe vacuum.  Is this quilting?  I think NOT.